Is Coffin the next great CA hope or just another corpse? Please, oh please, let this dense golden power Nugget develop into a Champ. Bring the trophy back to CA. What trophy? That’s another problem. There’s not one singular trophy in Champions Tour surfing (much better name). We need a Stanley Cup or a fucking diamond football or a goddamn golden basketball, or even a yellow fuckin’ jersey. Oh wait. But We do need a distinct winning prize. Something to be desired.
I want to hear Australians say things like, “Oi Mate we needa git the fackin Golden Tuna back on the island, ya cunt!”
Now we’re talkin.
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