California Gold!

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Is Coffin the next great CA hope or just another corpse?  Please, oh please, let this dense golden power Nugget develop into a Champ.  Bring the trophy back to CA.  What trophy? That’s another problem.  There’s not one singular trophy in Champions Tour surfing (much better name).  We need a Stanley Cup or a fucking diamond football or a goddamn golden basketball, or even a yellow fuckin’ jersey. Oh wait.  But We do need a distinct winning prize.  Something to be desired.

I want to hear Australians say things like, “Oi Mate we needa git the fackin Golden Tuna back on the island, ya cunt!”

Now we’re talkin.

Nugget Selfie
Let’s go Nugget!


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