Is there anything better than watching Dane at mixed up Emma Weed while sipping cannabis infused ginger tea? Makes me want to get on the 101 STAT. But I can’t get off the couch. Fuck.
Greg Noll 79 Year Old Legend, Brings Down the House
Greg Noll, North Shore Pioneer, took the stage at the WSL Big Awards to announce the nominees for the Biggest Wave Award, but not before going into an X-rated joke that got the tall boy drinking crowd really going. Check it out below.
Pay The Man
Sometimes you need a quiet moment to yourself. Yes. Lately, I’ve been overindulging. Watching reruns of Frasier on mute. For whatever reason, I find it soothing. Here is a comprehensive list of other things I find soothing.
- Hot soup in the early afternoon. Spoonfuls of tomato basil, clam chowder, or even your classic chicken veggie as the sun is seemingly sucked out of the sky are all I hope for sometimes…often.
- Large outdoor fires.
- Caeser salads with no chicken. I intend to have the chicken, rotisserie style, for my entree.
- Surfing shoddy waves on a softtop. I have yet to find any kind of surfing I enjoy more. I also enjoy surfing great waves on a softtop. So, in conclusion, I enjoy surfing on a softtop. Number four.
- Skipping rocks on LSD.
- Shedding tears and drinking beers.
- TBD
Excited for the next conny in May! Where is it?
Onya.
Onya Bitch.
Still here, heaters!
Tyler Wright Turning and Burning
Tyler Wright just threw down a 18.67 in the final to beat Courtney Conologue and win the Drug Aware Margaret River Pro. This turn makes me want to quit my job and Juwanna Man it on the Women’s WQS only to realize these chicks are surfing 100x better than I could on my best day.
Brother Goes Vertical
Kolohe just threw an insane backside bash that immediately changed the webcast into an old Taylor Steele VHS.
Strider On The Attack
Strider was at the table with Ronnie Blakey and Ross Williams when things got awkwardly (passive) aggressive during the Post Show. It all started when Ronnie asked Strider if he thought Wilko (current #1) would win the Tour.
Strider responded with “anything could happen, but he does not think so.” Ronnie and Ross change the subject but for some reason, Strider did not let it go.
