Gripping report from the changing room by Strider Wasiyewwwwski. Looks like Leonardo Fioravanti (wish i was called Leonardo…..i’m not….I’m Strange Ben) rides a board made by a guy who used to shape for Kelly who now shapes for Leonardo who ate pasta with this guy’s sister’s neighbor, and they both ended up drinking wine with another guy who shaped a board that Kelly Slatener once looked at. Small world Strides. Small world. These equipment reports are almost worse than listening to Chris Cote narrate a nature documentary.
Actually it’s worse than watching Ke11y finally act his age. First Kobe, now Taj. I think this is the beginning of the end for Sir Slates. Old Man River going down to the Kid from Rome.
Shed tears, drink beers.
Onya? Who cares.
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