Gabriel had a good day.  He should have had a good day.  With hammy mashers from step-Papa everyday is a good day.  Brazilian going crazilian for a… Read more “Gabe ex Machina Goes Hammy Mashers Nuts”

Italo, Poops, and Melling in the water.  LFG (Les Fleeping Geeyo)! We’ve got a weird windy mess out there, but it’s actually a little more interesting than… Read more “And We’re Live”

I’m back.  None of it was fun. In fact, I hated it.  I hated it so much. The lights have been turned out, shades drawn, and whale… Read more “In Response to Sam Pell, Below”

Strange Ben is lost somewhere in the Nevadan desert and leaves it up to me to cover the Oi Rio No No Pro. While he gallivants in the… Read more “Meanwhile in Rio”

For one, I drank too much wine last night and took the wrong pill.  The choice wasn’t between red or blue, this isn’t the Matrix.  It was… Read more “Why We’re Not Watching the Oi Rio No”

Surf Heater’s very own Sam Pell and Strange Ben break down who is most likely to bless up on the 4th stop of the World’s Championship Tour.  The Event:… Read more “Rio Pro Power Rankings”

Inside scoop: Conner Coffin witnessed a man shot and killed in Rio just days before the contest was set to run.  Inside sources tell Surf Heater that,… Read more “Blood Shed in Rio, Kelly Pulls Out”