by S. Ben Willoughby

Gabe ex Machina Goes Hammy Mashers Nuts

Gabriel had a good day.  He should have had a good day.  With hammy mashers from step-Papa everyday is a good day.  Brazilian going crazilian for a perfect 10 followed by the most existential crisis claim there ever did exist.

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Sidenote: I despise Gabe “Funky Cold” Medina.  Can’t stand his loose quads, his pig-dog squatter stance, his perfectly shaved pits of despair, or his futuristic clock-phone board.

Main note: The guy bugs like locust.

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