Month: June 2016
Powdered Donuts
Make me go nuts
12-Foot Great White Spotted in Newport
Last week there was a 12 foot White shark spotted near 71st in Newport Beach. The beach was closed, but the alert was kept quiet to the… Read more “12-Foot Great White Spotted in Newport”
Ice Cream Cone
Milky one that turns on the inside bowl. Imagine this thing coming at you.
Go Wilko!
SurfHeater is officially endorsing Wilko. We’ve been behind him the whole time. Easy Pottz, we mean we’re rooting for him. Easy Turps, we mean we’re in his… Read more “Go Wilko!”
Throaty Gurgler
John John John John went on this heaver and ended up with a broken board. Ross Williams said he was “6 feet away from getting a 12.”… Read more “Throaty Gurgler”
This Was a 7.73
Jersey Matt getting us all a little jimmy-jazzed in our cushiony little desk chairs. I know I was rolling all over this faux-bamboo paneled floor. Oh, wait.… Read more “This Was a 7.73”
More Leg!
Earlier this morning, as evidenced by the top left corner indicator, John John gave the crowds what they wanted. Michel Bourez was heard screaming in elation from… Read more “More Leg!”
Lord Slater
With no regard for human life! Making quick work of his quarterfinal opponent, there was no wiggle room for Wiggoly Dantas of Brazil. Combo’ing the Brazilian, the… Read more “Lord Slater”
