Stone Cold Ethan Ewing
Ethan “Patrick” Ewing Flairing
Ethan Ewing, Patrick’s 17 year old adopted son advanced to the quarter finals of the US Open by taking out Mitchard Coleborn. Surfs a little like AI. I like the kid. He’s #6 on the QS.
During the post heat interview Strider asks “You are #6 on the WQS, looking to jump in the ratings after this event. If you qualify for the tour, would you accept?”
Ethan Ewing goes stone cold and says “I’m not answering that question.”
Onya Ethan, Onya.
Are We Having Fun Yet?
Why Am I Watching This?
The ocean is taking a little siesta says Rosie Hodge while Cote mumbles something nasally.
Pete Mel Jack Hammers Strider
Pete vs Strider in the annual HB Jack Hoff competition. Redwood Pete got off to a hot start while Turpel was getting jacked by Strider and attempting to commentate “Come…on… Strides…hit…it…harder!”
The Waz Interviewing DShea’s Spanish Cousin
Como estas el jet lag bra?
