Strides Wins, Finally

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Looks like Strides finally got a break and beat Peter “Pummel Horse” Mel in the dreaded rock-paper-scissors match before heats.  Reports are in that Strides threw paper to secure the victory.

When asked how he did it, Strides responded, “Well, there are only three choices and you have to choose one before it’s time to shoot.  So I don’t really know why but I chose paper and it worked out for me.  I dunno.”

But why doesn’t Mel just get on one of those boats?

Currently, our favorite Leg-man MIchel Bourez is taking on Keanu “Matrix” Asing.  I like ’em both.

Pottz just called Keanu a “little nugget”.  WSL now owes us money.  Thankfully, we have good lawyers.

Surfing with the big boys on big boards.


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