We’ve long conspired that Kelly is not yet fully formed, meaning that there is still one more phase to his life-cycle.
The History:
- Floridian Grapefuit Wind Shredder
- Fully Pompadoured Pamela Neutralizer
- Classic World Champion
- Ageless Bald Assassin
- Emperor Chia, Immortal Lord General of Poseidon’s Army
5 is so close. We can feel it. General Chia can, too.
