This Just In, Kelly Close to Reaching Final Form

We’ve long conspired that Kelly is not yet fully formed, meaning that there is still one more phase to his life-cycle.

The History:

1. Floridian Grapefuit Wind Shredder
2. Fully Pompadoured Pamela Neutralizer
3. Classic World Champion
4. Ageless Bald Assassin
5. Emperor Chia, Immortal Lord General of Poseidon’s Army

5 is so close.  We can feel it.  General Chia can, too.