This Just In, Kelly Close to Reaching Final Form

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The Offering

We’ve long conspired that Kelly is not yet fully formed, meaning that there is still one more phase to his life-cycle.

The History:

  1. Floridian Grapefuit Wind Shredder
  2. Fully Pompadoured Pamela Neutralizer
  3. Classic World Champion
  4. Ageless Bald Assassin
  5. Emperor Chia, Immortal Lord General of Poseidon’s Army

5 is so close.  We can feel it.  General Chia can, too.



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