Kelly Slater, the WSL’s resident Grandpa, beat out John John Florence in pumping Teahupoo to secure his first victory of the season and the 55th win of… Read more “Kelly Slater Wins Teahupoo”

Slater has no use for cameras. And here’s a dick pic… And just like that I’m the dick, as Kelly starts getting emotional. Can’t touch the Emperor.… Read more “Immortal Lord General Slater”

We thought he was going to lose his head. Is this his final form?  JJJJ combo’d? Is it???? It must be.  Is it?  I don’t know anymore.… Read more “Kelly With a Reverse Ned Stark”

“Ah, don’t be doin’ that,” comments Pottz as Kelly flips a floater over a shallow section of the reef.  He’s 44.  His bald head is poking out… Read more “That Crazy Floater”