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    Category: Billabong Pro Teahupoo

    Kelly Slater Wins Teahupoo

    Kelly Slater, the WSL’s resident Grandpa, beat out John John Florence in pumping Teahupoo to secure his first victory of the season and the 55th win of… Read more “Kelly Slater Wins Teahupoo”

    August 23, 2016January 6, 2017 by Taylor Lobdell

    Add one to Kelly’s

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    August 23, 2016January 6, 2017 by S. Ben Willoughby

    Immortal Lord General Slater

    Slater has no use for cameras. And here’s a dick pic… And just like that I’m the dick, as Kelly starts getting emotional. Can’t touch the Emperor.… Read more “Immortal Lord General Slater”

    August 23, 2016January 6, 2017 by S. Ben Willoughby

    Not Yet, Young One

    August 23, 2016January 6, 2017 by S. Ben Willoughby

    Kelly With a Reverse Ned Stark

    We thought he was going to lose his head. Is this his final form?  JJJJ combo’d? Is it???? It must be.  Is it?  I don’t know anymore.… Read more “Kelly With a Reverse Ned Stark”

    August 23, 2016January 6, 2017 by S. Ben Willoughby

    More Gripping Reef Footage

    Floater, fall, get your leg stuck in that cavern, snap it off.  That’s what should have happened.  That’s what would have happened to any normal human. Seriously gripping… Read more “More Gripping Reef Footage”

    August 23, 2016January 6, 2017 by S. Ben Willoughby

    That Crazy Floater

    “Ah, don’t be doin’ that,” comments Pottz as Kelly flips a floater over a shallow section of the reef.  He’s 44.  His bald head is poking out… Read more “That Crazy Floater”

    August 23, 2016January 6, 2017 by S. Ben Willoughby

    Update: Channel still Lit

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    August 23, 2016January 6, 2017 by S. Ben Willoughby

    The Fight has Begun

    JJJJ opens with 8.  Kelly punches back with a 9.77.  The roto has been initiated.

    August 23, 2016January 6, 2017 by S. Ben Willoughby

    The Snozberries Taste Like Snozberries

    August 23, 2016January 6, 2017 by S. Ben Willoughby

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