The boys just kicked off the yawn patrol and are obviously stalling until the official call is made. My money says they wait or possibly run a… Read more “The Dawn Patrol: Hurry Up and Wait”
Turpel, Pottz, and Strider are up early for the daily Dawn Patrol segment. The trio looks slightly inebriated and messy, just like the conditions today. Bell’s is… Read more “The Yawn Patrol Is Back”
Gabe’s got NO prollem with a layday. Lube em up, clear em out. Still rooting for the California Nugget, though! P.S. for the amount of money they… Read more “GABE EX MACHINA”
Who the fuck these guys are. Oh shit! These guys are old. No heritage over here at Surfheater. Our bad. Onya.
when Pete Mel though he’d surprise these three Brazilian chicas with a Medina jersey giveaway. “They have no idea,” he said coyly. Fell flat real quick. “Who loves… Read more “Super Awkward Moment…”
I wouldn’t be either. We at Surfheater really want Johnny Jboy Gomez to be in the hunt come December. Hang in there J2. Have 12 beers and… Read more “JJ Go Bye Bye. JJ not happy.”
Hard to say, but it looks like C. Ibelli has had enough. “Itsa a John John!” spectators heard the Italian say as he trudged out of the… Read more “Will JJ say Ciao Bella to C. Ibelli?”